<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny dirty - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny dirty - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2015 00:00:00 -0500</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2015 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2015 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Dirty Dancing Moves with a Gator</title><link>http://www.abum.com/94542/Dirty-Dancing-Moves-with-a-Gator.html</link><description>An alligator whisperer casually plucks a gator out of the water and lifts it above his head - in a scene reminiscent of Dirty Dancing. 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If untidy was akin to a punch in the arm then these offenders would be standing trail for mass murder.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-94117/I-Wish-My-Girlfriend-Was-this-Dirty.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/94117.jpg</image><media:title>I Wish My Girlfriend Was this Dirty</media:title><media:description>Are you worried that you&#039;re a little bit on the untidy side? Really? Believe me, you&#039;re nothing compared to these people. 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If untidy was akin to a punch in the arm then these offenders would be standing trail for mass murder.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-91421/I-Wish-My-Girlfriend-Was-this-Dirty.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91421.jpg</image><media:title>I Wish My Girlfriend Was this Dirty...</media:title><media:description>Are you worried that you&#039;re a little bit on the untidy side? Really? Believe me, you&#039;re nothing compared to these people. 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All you need to do is hurl your filthy cast-offs in the vague direction of the laundry basket and this strange little feline will do the rest, leaping up and catching them like a boss.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-89817/Kitty-Loves-Dirty-Panties.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89817.jpg</image><media:title>Kitty Loves Dirty Panties</media:title><media:description>No laundry basket should be without one! 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When he’s talking about beautiful breasts and feeling how moist his bird is, he’s not talking about food. No, he’s talking about something else entirely.</description><category>Celebs</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-84744/Gordon-Talks-Dirty.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84744.jpg</image><media:title>Gordon Talks Dirty</media:title><media:description>Gordon Ramsey shows just how filthy his mind is. When he’s talking about beautiful breasts and feeling how moist his bird is, he’s not talking about food. 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