<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny mess - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny mess - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Sat, 19 Feb 2005 00:00:01 -0500</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Sat, 19 Feb 2005 00:00:01 -0500</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2005 00:00:06 -0500</pubDate><title>Don&#039;t mess with Canadian Cops</title><link>http://www.abum.com/2728/Don-t-mess-with-Canadian-Cops.html</link><description>Crazy man gets taken down by Police car - Man that had to hurt.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-2728/Don-t-mess-with-Canadian-Cops.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/2728.jpg</image><media:title>Don&#039;t mess with Canadian Cops</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/2728.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="103" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>Crazy man gets taken down by Police car - Man that had to hurt.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>mess,canadian,cops</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/2728.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 19 Feb 2005 00:00:01 -0500</pubDate><title>i wouldnt mess with him</title><link>http://www.abum.com/2437/i-wouldnt-mess-with-him.html</link><description></description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-2437/i-wouldnt-mess-with-him.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/2437.jpg</image><media:title>i wouldnt mess with him</media:title><media:description></media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>wouldnt,mess</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/2437.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 15 Aug 2006 00:00:02 -0400</pubDate><title>Fun with Concrete</title><link>http://www.abum.com/20414/Fun-with-Concrete.html</link><description>Shoulda closed the window..poor office.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-20414/Fun-with-Concrete.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/20414.jpg</image><media:title>Fun with Concrete</media:title><media:description>Shoulda closed the window..poor office.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>concrete,mess,office,pavement,spill</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/20414.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Dont Mess With Japanese Schoolgirls</title><link>http://www.abum.com/73437/Dont-Mess-With-Japanese-Schoolgirls.html</link><description>I suppose in Japan being a school girl is an occupational hazard, you don&#039;t know what deranged pervert will leap out at you. 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