<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny born - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny born - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Sat, 01 Apr 2006 00:00:00 -0500</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Sat, 01 Apr 2006 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Lady Gaga - Born This Way (NYC)</title><link>http://www.abum.com/81011/Lady-Gaga-Born-This-Way-NYC.html</link><description>Imagine it, you&#039;re on the subway in New York City and then out of nowhere Lady Gaga appears thrusting about and grinding her body. 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