<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny 911 - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny 911 - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Sat, 14 Jul 2007 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Sat, 14 Jul 2007 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2005 00:01:01 -0400</pubDate><title>Bike Prank</title><link>http://www.abum.com/8696/Bike-Prank.html</link><description>This cop might think he&#039;s having a good day, but his boots aren&#039;t going to fix his little bike problem.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-8696/Bike-Prank.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/8696.jpg</image><media:title>Bike Prank</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/8696.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="56" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>This cop might think he&#039;s having a good day, but his boots aren&#039;t going to fix his little bike problem.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>911,Reno,cops,prank</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/8696.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 14 Jul 2007 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Husband shoots burglar during a break in on a 911 call</title><link>http://www.abum.com/57305/Husband-shoots-burglar-during-a-break-in-on-a-911-call.html</link><description>The guy on the phone doesn&#039;t seem to believe the lady until shots start ringing out</description><category>People</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-57305/Husband-shoots-burglar-during-a-break-in-on-a-911-call.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/57305.jpg</image><media:title>Husband shoots burglar during a break in on a 911 call</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/57305.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="122" height="425" width="325" /><media:description>The guy on the phone doesn&#039;t seem to believe the lady until shots start ringing out</media:description><media:category>People</media:category><media:keywords>shot,gun,shoot,911,phone</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/57305.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2006 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>King Kong 911</title><link>http://www.abum.com/11575/King-Kong-911.html</link><description>Where was he when we needed him?</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-11575/King-Kong-911.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/11575.jpg</image><media:title>King Kong 911</media:title><media:description>Where was he when we needed him?</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>911,king,kong,terrorism</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/11575.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 27 May 2007 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>911 operator answers a call from her own son</title><link>http://www.abum.com/56010/911-operator-answers-a-call-from-her-own-son.html</link><description>She already has a job with the worst calls on earth, and now she has to get one from her own son - 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